About Me

The first thing you should know is that I have a teenage daughter so prayers are appreciated. Light a candle for me at church, send meals, cards, alcohol, and anything you think will comfort me in my time of need.

I also have a delightful 10 year old son who thinks I’m the best thing since chocolate milk. I’ll be holding on to the delusion that he’ll always be completely wonderful for as long as humanly possible.

I like to wake up on the weekends, pour a delicious cup of espresso, listen to some Nina Simone, Etta James, or Ray Charles, and write. Basically, I’m a 65 year old inside a 36 year old’s body.

I love to cook and, sadly, I love to clean! Sorry, Feminism. I have a slight obsession with my floors and clean them way too often, but I’m done apologizing for it. This is just who I am, deal with it!!

I have 3 dogs. All of which, I’m certain, are better company than most humans.

Sometimes, I lose my patience with the idiots of the world so I’d like to get my hands on some slightly poisonous blow darts. Not poisonous enough to take them out, but just enough to silence them and make their knees buckle. You know, give the rest of us a few minutes to breathe deeply and remember all the reasons we don’t want to go to prison.

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