I may or may not be a little anti-social, and by that I mean, I am. Long ago I learned that people are annoying and most lack common sense.
I was a painfully shy child which I now realize was just me choosing to be quiet rather than tell everyone how stupid they were.
Somewhere in my late teens, I decided that I didn’t have to pretend to like everyone. Nor did I have to pretend that they were even somewhat tolerable. This often translated into me being called “stuck up” or a bitch. I didn’t put bitch in quotations because that’s actually true, but I’m not “stuck up” at all.
I don’t think I’m better than others, I just don’t like them. Maybe you’re somebody else’s cup of tea, but not mine. Although, I would bet that some of you aren’t even a person’s (who is dying of thirst) drop of water because you’re awful.
Some people like to go through life thinking that humans are mostly good and that’s peachy, but not smart. I think humans are always human which means they can be lovely or terrible, fun or dangerous, intelligent or stupid…it’s a gamble. The truth is you just don’t know until you get to know them a little and that’s where you lose me.
I don’t really want to get to know them. I’ve got plenty of great friends and my family is the most amazing so, no thanks.
Please don’t sit near me. Please don’t make small talk with me, I’m not even listening. If I avoid eye contact with you, let it go. This girl doesn’t want to chat.
As DJ Khaled said, “No New Friends”.
Also, as the great (and sometimes seizure prone) Lil Wayne said, “I’m too old for new friends, but never too rich for new money”.
There you have it. Maybe I’m not anti-social, but selectively social.
Plus, you probably wouldn’t like me anyway.
Just kidding, I’m the shit.
By the way, that corner used to be occupied by another interesting character. I’m pretty sure she took over after beating him in a dance off competition.
P.S. Hugs not Drugs.